January 2012
So, I'm in bed before 1am on New Years Eve
I had officially been awake now for 31 hours. I am due some sleep. However, first, I am watching an episode of American Horror Story to either drool over the young housemaid or the cougar of a mother. I’d love to have a bit of her and I’m not really sure why.
This night has been so much better than a night out would have been. That’s for damn sure.
One quick game of LoL then bed. Happy new year and...
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December 2011
People who moan about Capitalism make me want to...
You cannot logically moan about Capitalism and how much you hate it, then go and spend your money on Alcohol on nights out or cigarettes or use pretty much any form of electronic entertainment medium. Don’t get me wrong I think capitalism has a whole host of negatives and has probably in the long run destroyed many aspects of the normal man’s life. However, it hasn’t half made it...
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Such a sad story but such an enlightening one too
I posted the video of this yesterday but there is an article here that explains it all. I mean yes, it is the Daily Mail but not even this elitist shitrag could put a twist on this story. So sad but I’m happy that he was at one with his beliefs when he died. I’m not a religious person but I have not experienced what he had either. If he believed and he died happy believing that, then...
So Facebook is just full of statuses about how...
Sigh.
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So, tomorrow marks the start of me making the swap...
Not in a ‘new years resolution’ way, but because it’s the first day we’ve not been having family meals at my house since 2 days before christmas eve and my mum wouldn’t let me try new things in front of the family in case I did a little sick. Anyway, in light of this.. I have decided to make today a super unhealthy day, not really in terms of meat eating, but just...
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I'm a good son, mostly.
My mum was watching Notting Hill the other night when it was on TV and she fell asleep before the end. She’s upset about it because she was enjoying it. She doesn’t get to see many films, as she doesn’t sit down for too long bar at night when she is really tired, so it was her first time ever seeing it.
Sometimes I really wish my parents watched more films, instead of period...
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Also anyone on here, or in existence, who says...
Especially “Exactly like Charlie Brooker” should shut the fuck up. You are nothing like him, his intellect, wit, contextual placing and general aura outdoes anything we mere peons can put together.
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Just finished watching Charlie Brooker's 2011...
Now, this guy has been my idol since I was around 11 or 12 years old. The guy used to write for my favourite magazine of all time, PCZONE, where even there, on that subject matter, you could tell he was a morally sound person yet gave off the impression, to less intelligent people, that he may be a moron, due to his sarcastic tone. The guy is great.
Anyway, the program has done nothing but made...
Just had the worst team ever on BF3
I want to rage. I want to rage so hard.. Keeping it in.
Noel Fielding
Isn’t funny. Especially on his own.
People who break up with their partner, express their ‘hate’ for their ex on facebook and then, obviously, get back together with said partner need to be sat down, strapped to a chair and given a gum-shield made from C4. Pricks.
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American Horror Story
All I can say about the pilot is, well, I’m surprised it got made into a series after people had to witness those child actors at the start.
If you call yourself a nerd because you're into...
Just fuck off. Fuck fucking off.
People who bought the Dre "Chronic" Tshirt from...
I just wanna punch them
I have no NYE plans
and I’m not bothered about that at all.
One thing I really miss when I'm in Leeds
A REALLY hot shower. The one I had just then at home was so good.
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Project Nim ripped finally
So happy. Going to watch.
thisgetsundermyskin:
Please check out this song....
It seems that every girl in the world got a...
Oh how I hope 90% of have some production error that causes them to spontaneously combust. That would be great.
Delusional slim people who think they are healthy...
and do no exercise.
I just want to put them in a bin, lock it up and throw them under moving traffic.
Being at home is a constant reminder of why I...
Just so much going on in my house, regarding parents. I’m at my end with it all now. Childish parent, childish actions, childish retorts. You cannot help someone who doesn’t want to be helped in their situation so I’m definitely fucking it all off.
I'm really starting to go off of alcohol
lesv:
class c drugs anyone?
Man, fuck Alcohol. it’s a class A in disguise. It’s a depressant, a personality modifier and causes more social damage than any other drug. It can fuck off.
samasaurus replied to your post: samasaurus replied to your post: samasaurus…
love?! I’m sorry what the hell?! Also I just admitted I didn’t know all of it but I’m not going to stay out of it when you’re being such a dick to my friend
Love = Northern talk. I’m not being a dick, but i’m going to leave it at that :).
Just found out most tomato based pesto has milk in...
Looks like I’m going to have to make a bunch of pasta sauces myself. Oh well. All over it.
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Wow, there is an extended version of Cowboys &...
Like we all didn’t get enough action and entertainment from the standard version of that epic!
I officially gave PCSpecialist.co.uk the most...
I got an email from them today, Addressed to my Auntie, asking for proof of her address, my address and my friend Jonny’s address (who paid for the computer). They have asked for copy driving licenses, copy utility bills and all the works. It’s pretty hilarious.
Even explaining the situation to him via email confused me, so instead I’ve asked him to give me a call in the...
samasaurus replied to your post: It’s quite funny, in the past year or so, maybe longer
I think this is a bit harsh posting this knowing full well ta least one of the girls will see this! not taking any responsibility?
Seeing as about 10 things have been posted about me, knowing I’d see them, I think it’s about fair Sam.
It's quite funny, in the past year or so, maybe...
I’ve ‘seen’ two different girls. Both of which it hasn’t worked out with. However, after it becomes apparent that it isn’t working it always ends up with the line ‘you used me’ being thrown out and quite frankly it’s hilarious. I get accused of using a girl for sex, when in reality it’s not even close to that. Sex, almost always, sucks when it...
When I start eating Vegan on January 1st
I don’t want to be one of those veggies/vegans who are doing it for health reasons yet stay fat. Sure, I’m doing it for moral reasons also but I want it to have a huge impact on the weight loss and become a catalyst. I do not understand these people, veggies especially, who claim to be doing it for health reasons yet continue to eat breadcrumb covered, processed shit.
saynogo:
There are no funny female comedians which seems so strange because I know plenty of funny women, perhaps when they become famous they feel the need to just go on about being fat or how crap men are in their opinion.
I always say this, but the thing is..I dont actually know that many genuinely funny women either. Maybe one or two.
So, I have successful got my nephew saying the...
Bollocks
Piss Off
Dick
Balls
Shit
Works for an awkward Family get together.
jonathanwrites replied to your photo: Oh, today.
Can’t send links in an ask so I’ll leave it here. dailymail.co.uk/news/ar…
Absolutely Brilliant. I’m surprised the Daily Mail didn’t some how try to link it to black people though.
Twenty five minutes into Land of the Lost
fascinationneverhappened:
I don’t think I can take any more. Will Farrell, you have disappointed me.
it took that film for him to disappoint you?
This past week and a half at home has been weird
It’s been good but also pretty shit. I’ve had one visit to the gym out of 9 days possible to go. Both my friends here who wanted to go, absolutely bailed on the idea, which is annoying. Its times like these that make me wish I could drive/afford to do a weekend course RIGHT NOW, because I’ve been craving it so much. Oh well, I suppose it’s fine to have a break over...
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So glad there is a film about Thatcher coming out...
Maybe it will educate these morons, who have been told by their parents mainly, that she ‘ruined out country’. These pro-70s/80s labour party fanboys have warped their kid’s minds about her, when in reality she saved our country at the time. Sure, the cuts she had to make were harsh.. but they were all for the greater good, not the ‘good of the rich’ as people would...
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Selling my old PC (UK people only plz)
Selling my old computer, as follows. Intel Q660 (overclocked to 3.2ghz stable), GF 8600GT 512mb (almost brand new), 6gb DDR2 Corsair, 500gb HD, Antec 900 Case, 600W Corsair PSU,Gigabyte EP45-ED3P Mobo with High End Processor cooling unit bought separate.Taking offers on it, it’s 4 years old built by myself, still plays all games but also perfect for anyone. Let me know.